All those Cosmo articles advising you to eat nothing but river rocks and carrot juice or to quit your job so you can spend eight hours a day at Bally's? They're totally missing the point. Mary-Kate Olsen knows that all you have to do to look skinner than a dying Ethiopian orphan is to dye your hair blonde.
Imdb reports:
A representative for Mary-Kate Olsen has slammed reports she has relapsed in her battle with anorexia after an appearance at a Golden Globe Awards after party last week. The 20-year-old star stunned onlookers by wearing a low-cut dress, which exposed her alarmingly-thin frame. Olsen received treatment for anorexia in 2004 and hired an eating coach to help her with her weight issues. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "It's an everyday struggle. It's not something that goes away. She still works with her therapist to keep her in line." Her representative rubbishes reports her client has suffered a relapse, saying, "Mary-Kate has not lost weight. She is taking good care of herself." Another source close to Olsen blames her new hair color for the drastic change in appearance, adding, "The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny."
Who knew that tiny little Mary-Kate Olsen, she of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Volcano Mystery and You're Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley's School Dance, would discover the female holy grail–the secret to weight loss with no dieting or exercising! She's a genius! Women everywhere will throw off the shackles of those five extra pounds, eat a cheeseburger, and visit their salon to tint their locks a pallid, ashen gold. At last, the world's population of women can live! Maybe next she can work on designing the world's first pair of universally flattering jeans.
