MKO Gets KO'ed By Kidney

mkolsenack.jpgNow is the time of year that we give thanks. Unfortunately, teeny tiny troll doll Mary-Kate Olsen has very little to be thankful about this season, because she is in the hospital with a busted pisser. Says People:

The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday.

"Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso. "She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

The actress, who turned 21 in June, recently said she was in good health.

"Mentally, physically, I feel pretty on top of my game right now," she told EW.com in September, as she prepared for her debut in Showtime's Weeds. "Talk to me next week, I don't know. Today, I feel good."

What a depressing state of affairs, having to monitor your health day to day when you are but 21. One week, you're at the top of your game, the next, you've been felled by a tainted kidney. It's as if her internal organs are trying to catch up with her octogenarian fashion sense, generating the appropriate amount of decay so as to match the doddering crazy cat lady finery that lies outside. Either that or she caught Old from kissing Ben Kingsley. Broken hips and agita: the new mono!

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