Gothbert Gothbert and Holita continue to take Dad's Atra razor and cut a wobbly pink swath of lovelorn angst across the inner wrist of America. Marilyn Manson's new video for "Heart-Shaped Glasses" is online, and you can watch and vicariously live out the couple's embarrassing "Bonnie and Clyde, baby, you and me against the world" romance from the comfort of your own computer. An uncomfortably long bout of shrieky, topless chokesex gives way to the twosome guzzling booze while speeding in a convertible ("Faster! Faster!"), licking knives, taking polaroids, driving with feet, and murmuring sweet nothings ("I love you, goddammit") before the vehicle bursts into flames as they drive off a cliff like a Hot Topic Thelma and Louise. Alternative! It's exactly like our mall-goth early adolescence, only with fewer pairs of black and white striped tights and more old men in billowy open shirts. Don't miss this rare opportunity to check out an aging pagan-rocker living out a middle age crisis on video–we're pretty sure the convertible is a Miata he dipped into his 401K to buy, and behind the bottle of absinthe on the dash there surely lurks a box of Tagamet HB.
Thanks to Lizz for the tip!
Rob Evan Rachel Wood's cradle at MrSkin.com.
