The brief, beautiful, cursed union between burlesque cutie Dita Von Teese and sad clown Marilyn Manson has come to a sad close. Dita is allegedly attempting to file for divorce, but she can't seem to locate her Satanic spouse to serve him with papers. A "source" close to the dancer reports:
"She really tried to make this work but he's not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."
And when she says "too many demons," she means it literally. He keeps them as pets. Dita is tired of them trip-trapping around their home with their cloven hooves and leaving diabolical little stools on the flotaki rug.
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