We woke up this morning and the sky was a little more overcast, the future seemed a little bleaker, and we longed to experience yelping chokesex beaneath a tsunami of red corn syrup. That’s right, friends! Bela Lugosi’s dead, and Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. In an interview with Metal Hammer (via PopEater), MM said,
“I think I’m not afraid to be me. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best is what I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news, you can be the first one to say that.”
Hey, we can’t blame Manson for wanting to have a handmaiden around. Once you become a goth of a certain age, you need nimble young fingers to tape down your blackout curtains and lace up your bondage boots and open your packets of Prilosec.
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Bela Lugosi is dead?!?! Holy Crap!
And now the big question…who will be choking whom? I’m thinking Ms. Wood because she has a lot more to live for and playing a vampire on screen does something to a person these days. (And she’s a bit more crazy than Captain Paleface anyway. I think she could take on a whole bar just for a Jack straight her way.)