Apparently not satisfied with the quality of her own work, Mariah Carey has turned over the task of songwriting to a ghost. And not just any ghost. The ghost of Marilyn Monroe. That would be a good move on Carey's part if she didn't already have the drag queen market covered.
The butterfly-lovin' pop singer bought a piano that formerly belonged to Monroe and has since been churning out song after song–each one destined to change the course of music as we know it, of course. Mariah says, "It's as if the keys are haunted. The tunes just come thick and fast. It must be inspired." It's a good thing that something in Mariah's life is inspired, because Charmbracelet sure isn't.
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