We bet you thought that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their–what is it up to now? eighteen?–rainbow-colored children were the embodiment of peace and love and man's humanity toward man or some bullshit. They're all made of sunshine and kitten's whiskers and ice-cream cones and unicorn essence, right? Well, not everyone in Namibia thinks that way. Some people think they're the new Lewis and Clark. Or Vasco de Gama. Or . . . man, we really shouldn't have dropped out of the eighth grade because we can't remember the names of any more explorers. Columbus was one, right?
While the rest of the world was busy worshipping at their ad hoc Jolie-Pitt alters and waiting for The Baby that Would Save the World, some Namibians were just waiting for the spoiled Hollywoodians to get the hell out of their country. According to gossip pied piper FemaleFirst:
Namibia's National Society for Human Rights (NSHR) branded the couple "colonial overlords" and accused them of taking over the African country when Shiloh Nouvel was born this month.
An NSHR spokesman said: "To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power."
The human rights campaigners claim Angelina and Brad "used heavy-handed and brutal tactics" to persuade the Namibian government to agree to their demands.
We just think Ange and Brad were practicing for the day–after they've collected a sufficient number of world warrior orphans–when they will move to their own island country and create their own society–sort of a modern-day Swiss Family Robinson. Although they'll have to work on the name a little bit, because The Multi-ethnic, Multi-cultural Family Jolie-Pitt is a bit cumbersome.
Pre-babies Ange liked to get naked. You can witness that miracle at MrSkin.com.
And Braddy, Daddy to Maddy, is at MaleStars.com.
