The suits at Macy's are inexplicably shocked that the new Donald Trump doll isn't selling. Well, doy, who wants an action figure without kung fu grip or real growing hair that you can brush n' braid? Next time, Trump, perhaps you should take a hint from Sport & Shave Ken. He is, after all, "all man".
Even though, as a Macy's spokesperson tells PageSix.com: "We have Donald Trump suits and watches and shirts and they are all doing phenomenal business. Men want to dress like Donald Trump," but, apparently, they don't want to play with him. Maybe buyers see the stiff limbs and the molded plastic face and hear it barking grating catchphrases and mistake the doll for the real guy? At any rate, the Donald doll, once resplendent at 25 clams, has been marked down to a humiliating $2.49 at the store in New York City. Sigh. You know what comes after the huge markdown, don't you? Big Lots!
And when the lights go down and the store is closed, the Trump doll will have threesomes with the 90210 dolls, and be sued for alimony by Superstar Xuxa.
Speaking of Xuxa, wanna see some of her nudie pics at MrSkin.com.
