Madonna has too many towels. Too many fluffy, silky, expensive towels. A woman with that many towels must be up to some sort of nefarious criminal activity, right? Border patrol in Montenego is going to do their damnedest to find out. They will search every last one of those designer towels until they figure out where she's hiding the drugs/human cloning devices/illegal rat embryos to inject into her face for a youthful glow/Emmanuel Lewis. According to our own border police, FemaleFirst:
Madonna's tour towels have been seized by Eastern European border control guards.The '4 Minutes' singer – who is currently on her 'Sticky and Sweet' world tour – travel with 300 designer towels for herself and her dancers to use when they come off stage, but Montenegro officials confiscated them because they were suspicious about why she needed so many.
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "The customs people had never come across that kind of volume of towels for personal use before, or the cost given for them. People in Montenegro just aren't used to spending that much on a towel."
"We, the people of Montenegro, are shocked by your excess, strange foreign lady. What could you possibly do with 300 towels? Do you plan on building a hut with them? Can you possibly trade them for a herd of goats? And you paid how much for them? $120 each? Can you eat them? Did you have to sell your first born to afford such a luxury? We, the people of Montenegro, do not understand your ways, strange foreign lady."
Madonna – super expensive towels = nudity. Find it at MrSkin.com.
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