Madonna Is Sticky. Sweet?

So that tour that you've been hearing about for about four years now, the one that Madonna cheated on her husband and ghostwrote all her secrets to promote? It started this weekend. The highlights: Madge wore gross costumes that showed off her ropy muscles and looked like they could at any moment also show off her clap trap; the Britney thing was in there, but it didn't seem very exciting; Madonna pretty much said that John McCain is an evil dictator who will kill lots of people if he's elected; and she seemingly stuck her finger up her twat (first pic below). Fun times. We were hoping that her "outrageous" stage performance would take turn for the G.G. Allin, but we'll take it. Madge's old-lady stomach probably can't handle her own feces anyway.