We havenít quite finished our third cup of coffee yet, and people keep on asking us if weíve got a case of the Mondays, which really pisses us off. But we probably do look a little sad and confused this morning, as we just learned that Madonna probably didnít actually write her childrenís books. Next thing you know somebodyís gonna tell us that she didnít do her own Vogue-ing. That would be a travesty.
For those of you still wearing fingerless gloves and lace miniskirts, you may not know that todayís Madonna is a religious family woman and the author of a line of childrenís books. She moons about her love for her family and her faith in Kabbalah while wearing demure Ann Taylor sweater sets. But apparently this lame personality didnít come easily to Madge, and she needed a little Kabbalah-approved help. A source told The New York Post, "All of Madonna's books are written by the Kabbalah Center's official ghostwriter, Eitan Yardeni. Eitan also writes all of Rabbis Yehuda and Phillip Berg's books and the Kabbalah Books for the Centre. Last summer, he flew to London to help Madonna write the last book, but she didn't really do anything." So Madonna has a ghost writer. Weíd rather she found someone to ghost act for her. That still wouldnít have saved Swept Away though.
See Madonna's pre-family woman bod at MrSkin.com.
