We always thought it was weird that every time Angelina Jolie has adopted a new exotic child, it seems like she just floats into an orphanage, points, and the little tyke is officially a Jolie-Pitt. Maybe Angie possesses some sort of super powerful sexual venom, like a super sexy snake, that immobilizes all she encounters and forces them to do her bidding. It would explain a lot, really. Because how else to explain that she can pick up babies like she's buying throw pillows at Pottery Barn yet Madonna, who's just as rich and powerful but less universally sexy, has to wait and wait and wait and go through court battles before she can buy a new baby? After months of thinking she'd never take Malawian orphan Mercy back to her broken home, Hello magazine is reporting that the adoption will finally go through. According to the mag:
Two out of three judges considering the case have allegedly submitted reports recommending the adoption, while the third is said be "in complete unison with them".A source told The Sun: "The paperwork is being typed up now".
"All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She's off to America."
We are so looking forward to the unveiling of Madonna and child in People or what have you. We're already trying to get numb to the headline "Have Mercy!" so we don't throw the magazine across the room in anger and cause dangerous paper cuts to co-workers.
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