Is Madonna more like Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest, stepping in to take over her daughter’s soap opera role, or is she more like the evil queen past her prime, staring into a magic mirror and praying she’s prettier than Snow White? Let’s not choose. She’s both! And the up-and-comer poised to take over her throne of spandex-coated simulated cooze-stroking: her own kid! OK! Magazine reports:
“I think Madonna can’t stand that Lourdes is growing into a beautiful teen,” a source tells OK! of the 50-year-old singer. “She seems envious of her youth and looks. She knows Lourdes is going to be gorgeous and will get the attention of the opposite sex. Knowing Madonna’s taste for younger guys, it’s a matter of course that they’ll be dating men the same age. It’s disturbing.” Not surprisingly, the superstar is desperately trying to keep her daughter in a permanent state of girlhood. Last year, the beauty team on Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour had strict orders not to touch Lourdes’s bushy eyebrows.
Most teen girls, when they begin dating, have to worry about Mom busting out the baby book to show their new boyfriends that picture of ‘em naked at age two standing in a Kleenex box. Poor Lourdes has to worry about bringing over a date and having Mom show him her Sex book and then asking him if he’s ever crushed and snorted EstroFem or been tied up with a First Alert bracelet.
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