Madonna Is a Hall-of-Famer

The Picture of Madonna Gray appeared last night to accept her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Also on hand to celebrate: that one dude who stuffs it in Jessica Biel, and a shirtless, Lumineers-sporting Iggy Pop, whose famed, ropey physique was put to shame by Madonna's brutal guns. When Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna, he took the opportunity to make a few jabs at former love Britney Spears:

"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple . . . She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."

With self-esteem perhaps bolstered by her very expensive-looking new face, Madonna took the stage and reverted back to her Truth or Dare persona, calling the audience "motherfuckers" (oh no you di'in!), and according to US Weekly:

She gleefully recalled when she met her long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg. She was "smoking a joint,î Madonna said. She also told the crowd she split a tab of ecstasy with a music executive who she gave her first demo tape to.

And then Iggy patted her on her tiny head and cooed, "Awwwww!" before coughing up an errant syringe from 1971.