And Lo, God created Eve from Adam's rib, but how was Madonna formed? Out of the half-chewn hunks of bone and gristle left on the side of an Old Country Buffet plate. Happy nightmares!
You Could Floss With Those Things
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Who's her personal trainer? Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon?
A little bit of body fat IS a good idea, kids.
Aaaaagh! Don't *do* that!
Man, those are the grossest-looking arms I've ever seen on anyone. I've known people with less than 1% body fat, and they didn't look anything like that.
Damn, you can see why Guy Ritchie said fucking her was like fucking a piece of gristle.
That is just plain disgusting.