Lots of religious turkeys won’t even believe that dinosaurs were real, so they’re going to have a conniption when they see that Madonna is meeting Jesus’s parents. But no, we’re not talking about the headliners of the Bible, we’re talking about pop music’s gristly elder stateswoman and her 23-year-old chew toy, Jesus Luz. According to our own personal gossip cougar, Female First:
[Madonna] is set to fly to Brazil to meet her 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz’s mother and father, sparking rumours the celebrity couple are about to get engaged.
A friend of model Jesus said: “She is slightly on edge. But an engagement could be on the cards.”
Aw, this is sweet! It’ll probably go really well. They’ll have a lot to talk about. Mama Luz will be like, “Oh, Madonna! It is so good to meet you! I used to make up dance routines to ‘Hung Up” when I was in second grade!” And then Grandma Luz will come in and say, “Wow! It’s Madonna! “Live to Tell” was my prom song!” And then Great-Grandma Luz will say, “What an honor, Madonna! I dressed up like you for Halloween when I was six. Hey, can I borrow your Boniva?’
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