Paris Hilton's exalted Vanity Fair cover has inspired many people. It's inspired many people to masturbate vigorously and often, mostly. But it's also inspired one Lindsay Lohan to also shuck her duds and go nearly nude for the cover. Which will in turn inspire more furious masturbation. And like an ouroboros of wankage, we've come full circle. Come? Circle? Circle jerk? We can't stop. Ugh.
Vanity Fair is nifty and also neato and keen. Fancy writers with big piles of brains pen highbrow tales about the Kennedy family and Iraq so you can look smart while reading it at Starbucks, but the editors like to put almost-naked ladies on the cover, too. Lindsay Lo-ho, fresh off the Kate Moss diet and getting nice and healthy in the breastial area once again, has made the incredibly wise career decision to show the world how "healthy" she is and pose for the an upcoming cover. A source told the always heart-stirring In Touch Weekly, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further." Listen, we're not etymologists (we are, however, entomologists), but we're pretty sure "envelope" is a fancy Middle English word for "vagina", and thyne faire maidynne Lohan shall thusly be baring her womynnly fruite upon yon coverre. Hosanna!
Lindsay's legal! Celebrate good times, come on! With MrSkin.com!
Also at MrSkin.com: your fill of Paris.
Lohan's Rack Rises Again . . . On the Cover of VF
Previous post: Dude Puts Down X-Men Comic Long Enough To Give Us Details on Havoc
Next post: Star Jones to Propagate Self
