Pics and clips of Lindsay Lohan humping air have hit the internet. How does this differ from our story two days ago about Lindsay writhing on the floor sans panties? Here, she got paid! Egotastic!'s got some exclusive clips from her future release, I Know Who Killed Me. We know who killed her too–the dude with the laughable, pseudo-creepy voiceover. He sounds like Silence of the Lambs' Buffalo Bill, minus the actual scariness and poodle, plus 8th grade mall goth poetry. "It puts the lotion in the basket . . . OF MY GRILL-BLACKENED SOUL!" If you asked us yesterday what could possibly ruin footage of a notoriously fine-breasted female starlet wiggling in a stripperkini, there would probably be little we could have come up with, but now we know the answer: this voiceover. Oh, and 2 tons of live lobsters. No, wait, that wouldn't ruin it, that would be awesome.
Lohan at her lusciousest . . . at MrSkin.com.
