Safely tucked away behind the cut, you will find some pictures detailing Miss Lindy Loho's busy weekend. Busy letting her upper breastulatory deposits blast through a shirt, busy allowing her hose-encased privates to have a photo op. Sorry, Lindsay, old chum. You gave it the ole college try but even a double flash cannot trump a full public (not pubic) head shave.
We thought the way this worked was that one flashes one's boobs and shorn panty hamster BEFORE entering rehab, not after being released. Hey, sometimes rehab doesn't "take" the first time, you know?
You might think that Lindsay, long considered, curiously enough, some sort of forward-thinking fashion icon despite her love of bedazzling and Village of the Damned contacts, is raising the bar when it comes to feckless public nudity. Half boob and clam in the span of a few dozen hours is nothing to be sneezed at, for sure. But actually, each of these barings is a direct ripoff of a previous sartorial pioneer. Perhaps you'll remember Ashley Olsen first sporting the one-button white shirt look last week. Sure, she had a bra on, so technically Lindy made this look her own, but her inspiration is obvious. And as for her lower doodads, housed in sheer nylons? That style was originated by Rosie O'Donnell's bold cheeks-in-sausage-casing show from Nip/Tuck. God, what a copycat.
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