Oh, it's all speculation at this point, but rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan has landed a plummy role in Mission: Impossible III. Tom Cruise, you magnificent bastard, just how many sweet-faced starlets will you despoil before you finish cutting your herp-strewn swath of L. Ron-fueled terror across young Hollywood?
Both Carrie-Anne Moss and Scarlett Johansson dropped out of M:I 3 earlier this month due to scheduling conflicts (we assume now that Scarlett is Woody Allen's muse, she needs to devote a lot of time to adopting a child for him to seduce), and Lindsay let it drop during a radio interview that she's stepping in. She told the interviewer that she'd be going to China soon for a "BIG movie," and added, "Mission Impossible 3. Shhhh. Youíre the first ones Iíve told." But the real head-scratcher here is not that Tom didn't rally for his publicity toy girlfriend Katie Holmes, but the fact that he reportedly chose Lohan because he was "overwhelmed" by her "album" of "rock" "songs", Speak. A source close to Hohan said, "Tom's mightily impressed with her as an all-round package. He wants her to supply high-octane rock music for some of the action sequences of the new film." Bahahahaha! Wait, excuse us–BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Highway to the danger zone, Lindsay.
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