Lindsay Lohan is so keen to stab her kiddie actress image right in the guts that she's not only starring in Georgia Rule, which has a beej scene, but she's performing said scene sans underwear and gearing up to publish a book of scantily clad photos. Seeing how Lindsay hasn't really been viewed as a "child actor" in, oh, seven years or so, maybe she should be more intent on losing her present image: indiscriminate hussy.
According to the always informative UK's Sun, Lindsay's book of photographs will be called Narcissist and will be along the lines of Madonna's Sex book. Only without the nakedness or the Vanilla Ice. Quoth the Blohan:
I think a woman's body is so much more sensual than a man's. I'm not saying strip off all your clothes, but there are certain photos I like people taking of me, where I'm comfortable. As long as it's tasteful. Why not?
Why not indeed? Oh, hey, and while you're at it, why not make that dong-smoking scene a little more authentic by removing your panties?
Yeah, just like that. Thanks. See, we were looking for a good excuse to be able to type "panties" several times, thus successfully creeping out the roughly 83% of the population who get the willies from the word. Panties. Panties. Panties. Panties. Panties.
Lindsay: girl, you'll be a woman soon. At MrSkin.com.
