After finally enabling comments yesterday, we were pretty shocked at the results. Who knew that angry Claymates read CelebNewsWire? Certainly not us. We were expecting 90% of the comments to read: "More hardcore girl-on-girl action, please," with the other 10% of respondents requesting that we lick their balls. And since we've already reached our RDA for ball licking today, we'll accommodate the other segment of our fictional readers. After the cut, Liv Tyler sucking Kate Bosworth's face.
We're not sure this is either an erotic or a friendly Travolta-inspired encounter. But we do think that it solves two Hollywood mysteries. Now we know that those famous Tyler lips actually serve a vacuum-like purpose, and Kate Bosworth's formerly waifish frame was not due to lack of nutrients, but rather her sustaining lifeblood was sucked out by Liv, leaving her a fragile shell.
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Kate is great at MrSkin.com.
And Liv is greatly naked.
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