She's remaining mum on her Spring Break '98-like underage consumption of alcohol, and she's not admitting to boffing Colin Farrell or Johnny Knoxville. But CelebNewsWire's favorite little teen tyrant, Lindsay Lohan, has admitted to smoking the pot. We'd like to commend and congratulate Lindsay for making this difficult step, and hey, now we know what she saw in Aaron Carter: a reliable dealer and a totally effin' sa-weet 3 foot hand-blown bong, dude!
In a statement reminiscent of Bill Clinton in the 1992 election, LL tells W magazine: "I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it." Hated it enough to drown her sorrows in vats of mudslides down in New Orleans? Oh, we will never tire of poking fun at Lindsay's drinking, but what of the nose candy? "I've never tried cocaine . . . I've seen my father. I've seen how it messes with families, and, you know, it fucks your life up." Surprisingly mature words, but we fear with all this drug use admitting and self-analysis, Lindsay may be at risk of falling into the clutches of the Scientologists. Stay tuned.
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