First of all, we'd like to say that we think that the hacking of Lindsay Lohan's supposed private MySpace is complete bullshit. But reading messages (even if they are fake) between Lindsay and Paris Hilton where they hurl eighth-grade insults at each other is a better source of drama than MoliËre. Or whoever smart people name drop when they want to sound smart.
There are many email exchanges to peruse at I Don't Like You In That Way, but we'll focus on Lindsay and Paris, possibly in the hope that it will end in a video of the two in a knuckle-to-knuckle showdown where hair extensions fly, flesh is scratched and bitten, and at least one starlet is left in a bloody heap on the ground (we'd hope for Paris, but we bet that bitch could fight dirty and win). In any case, Paris starts off defending her acquaintance with starfucker Perez Hilton, and Lindsay hits back with a mature and restrained, "FUCK YOU cunt," which in Lohan speak means, "I believe your assessment to be false."
Get personal with Lindsay at MrSkin.com.
Or just look at Paris's boobies.
