We love the internet. Back in the dark ages of 1991, if a starlet were to flash her chair cheeks to a thousand elementary school children, we might get a grainy photo in USA Today, and, if we were really, really lucky, a pixillated clip on Entertainment Tonight. Nowadays, we get several high definition angles of said squatter, and pictures are almost always followed closely thereafter by a video clip. Ladies, gents, after the cut, the hypnotic, jiggly stylings of Lindsay Lohan.
She ain’t no Lisa Loeb or nuthin’, but we sure are getting a lot of mileage out of .031 seconds of Lindsay’s skinny butt. Here is the clip of Lohan, sans underdrawers, accepting her Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice award.
Sure, there isn’t much to see when you can’t zoom in and sharpen it up in Photoshop. But how terribly queer that
A. Her award was presented by Bruce Willis, a man whose baloney pony she was once rumored to have ridden.
B. When Lindsay wins, the camera flashes to her rival, Hilary Duff, whose last name is . . . um . . . “Duff”.
C. Also nominated? Dakota Fanning. A few letters away from “fanny”.
It was all a conspiracy. We are through the looking (gl)ass, people.
More Lindsay, more fun. At MrSkin.com.
