A while back we mocked Lindsay Lohan for saying that she was a workaholic, having not actually seen her work in a good two years. But it was our mistake. We just weren't looking in the right places. Instead of poking around the Universal lot calling, "Lindsay!" we should have been trolling the eateries of L.A., looking for a redhead hiding huge knockers behind a stiff apron. She was recently seen at Millions of Milkshakes (Seriously? Millions? Because unless there's an avocado and squid juice option, we're guessing it's more accurately hundreds of milkshakes.) mixing up a creamy, frosty treat bearing her name. What was in this chilly beverage? A good dose of artificial orange coloring, a few swigs of vodka from a Volvic bottle, and drippings from a dental dam? Nah. It had Oreos and ice cream and shit. Bet it was tasty.
Oh, and here's a bonus. Apparently when we weren't looking the smoke monster attacked Lindsay and turned her into Rachel Zoe. Frightening.
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Hey isn't that the slop normally seen in "Big Brother 11"? So NOW WE KNOW what Lindsay has been doing all this time!
They should have put rainbow sherbet and daiquiri ice in her milkshake.
It brings all the Sams to the yard.
she is very pretty
… and also black cherry juice with vodka