If there's one upshot to this whole "Lindsay Lohan disappears her cans on the diet Red Bull and rails" hoo-ha, it's the fact that she has no need or want for brassieres anymore. Such business inevitably leads to slipping nip. And just in time for our bi-monthly Nip Slip Wednesday Box Social!
Note how all the elements came together to provide a view of her puffy pink poker protuberance (from the LJ gossip community, via LimeLight):
1. Low cut dress over droopy tube top
2. Enormous barrel of Smart Water held close to the bosom provides necessary "dragging down" motion
3. L. Lo absentmindedly looking deep into her jelly bracelet as if it were a watch, or a Kabbalah string holding the secrets of the universe, further yanking down the dress
4. Gravity, gravity, gravity
Et voila! Victory! Please also note the woman to Lohan's right. Her T-shirt reads: "It's dynamite!" and features a picture of . . . oh, we'll just come out and say it. That looks like a stylized set of boobs. We suspect this mystery woman engineered the whole incident. Unless that's actually a picture of an ass. In which case, she owes us something.
Pre-2005 juggz: Lindsay's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
Lindsay Lohan: Who Let the Nip Out?
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