Lohan's a Li'l Bandit

Lindsay Lohan may be safely tucked away in medical facilities unknown, drying out and depowdering, but her legend lives on. Her legend of getting sticky fingers with couture, that is. A few months back, we brought you the story of her going Winona Rydery on her friend. Apparently, this was not an isolated incident, as Lindy made off with some items during a semi-recent Elle photoshoot. Page Six reports:

Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but … Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."

And in semi-related news, Scarlett Johansson–an actress that, to our knowledge, has never been accused of hamburgling clothing–is appearing in the new Louis Vuitton ad campaign. Seeing her rub those delectable jahooblies all over those ugly bags is making us want to steal them. Steal them and sniff them. And maybe rub our crotches on them a little. And then put blonde wigs on them and take them out to dinner and pretend to feed them mousse. And then gently take a finger and stroke it down the side of the bag while whispering, "I love you." And then when people look at us funny, we'll yell at them for making a big deal out of our celebrity girlfriend Scarlett Johansson being in the restaurant. People can be so rude.