We are not diplomatic here at CelebNewsWire. We do not feel that all celebrities are created equal. We have no qualms about mocking Paris Hilton’s herpes outbreaks. And in the same day we can wax poetic on the beauty of Amy Adams. She’s just better than Paris, that’s all. And along those lines, we also believe that not all celebrity gossip is created equal. And over the years we’ve harbored favorite stories. Most of them are categorized under “celebrity bathroom habits.” But today we were reminded of a long forgotten tale after reading about Lindsay Lohan being accused to stealing jewelry from a photo shoot. Says Holy Moly:
Lindsay was photographed in London for the forthcoming shoot and according to sources was bowled over by the rocks:
“She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!”
The jewellers realised the £30k worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted the magazine, who denied any knowledge of their whereabouts.
This reminded us of the time that Tara Reid stole a bunch of diamonds from swag bags. Which brings up a disturbing question: Is Lindsay the new Tara? She can’t get a job. She generally looks like shit in photographs. She’s the butt of an endless stream of jokes. She routinely lets body parts hang out in public. Astonishing similarities, no? Are we soon going to see Lindsay on a new E! show? Maybe one where she goes to college bars and lets frat boys grope her jugs while pouring tequila in her mouth? It could be called Lohan Behold. It would be canceled after three episodes, tops.
Oh, and that pic up there? That’s from a different photo shoot from a while back. Which Lindsay posted on Twitter. Classy.
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It sounds like she said she wanted the jewels, took them in front of everyone, told them she wasn't giving them back, and now the police are investigating whether she took them. This is right out of Agatha Christie.