I Know Who Blew Me

lindsay_lohan_bj.jpgIt’s celebrity dong-smoking week here at CelebNewsWire! Invite your pals over for Li’l Smokies, don your best foam fingers and cram them down the gullets of your neighbors! Lindsay Lohan caused a bit of a stir when she simulated oral sex on camera for the movie Georgia Rule (see left). Today, life imitates art as a questionably fuzzy yet undeniably entertaining shot of someone appearing to be the fierycrotched one bestowing a blow job on a dude rumored to be former boyfriend Calum Best popped up. After the cut, take in the photographic evidence. Move over, Kristin Davis’s bacon–there’s something leaner! And it’s rubbing against Lindsay Lohan’s brains!

UPDATE: It’s not Lindsay. But you’re still going to look anyway, aren’t you, you perv.

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Someone posted this on Gossip Rocks with the following explanation:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now.

apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to Lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

It does kind of look like Lohan, sure, but the shitty quality leaves a wide berth for speculation. With all the money that can be made peddling home sex tapes involving celebrities, we’re thinking of branching out into a new business. All we need is a p.o.s. LG phone from 2002 with 1 mega pixel camera quality, a dude with a willing penis, and a wide array of costumes and we’re good to go. For our Paris Hilton sex tape, we’ll wear a blond wig and glue a fake eyeball to our chin. For the Fergie sex tape, a torrent of urine gushing forth (with Vanessa Williams’s face under it, possibly). And for the Angelina Jolie sex tape, we will festoon ourselves with multicultural Cabbage Patch Kids. True, it’s not as believable as having real minority children in the shot, but when it comes to getting toddlers to hold still when you’re trying to simulate fellatio with a phone in an outstretched had, they can be surprisingly wily.

Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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NUDE_FRIDAY March 21, 2008 at 10:16 am

i think she is seeking attention and some additional protein or calories lol

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Lindsay_Lover February 15, 2009 at 9:36 am

This is from the film Georgia rule that Lindsay Was in this one of the scenes in the film shes not actually doing it you idiots so stop publishing rubbish!

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Richard Noel Hedditch. June 17, 2009 at 12:44 am

Lindsay Lohan does suck a fairly mean cock – when she wants to.

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