LiLo's Half Sis–Figment of Daddy's Attention-Seeking Imagination?

By now you've heard the story that broke late Friday about Lindsay Lohan possibly having an illegitimate thirteen-year-old half sister. Our question to you is, did Michael Lohan make up the whole thing to get the publicity? (What "projects" he needs to publicize we have no idea.) And if so, did he hold a casting call to find the perfect mini Lindsay, referring not to his precious memories and photographs of his dear daughter, as he probably has none, but instead to a Tivo'd airing of The Parent Trap on ABC Family to find the best lookalike?

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