Oh, Lindsay Lohan how we have missed you! In the month since you made a proactive decision to take care of your personal health we have seen so little of you. Sure, you’ve been at the clubs per your regular schedule, but due to the lack of entertaining stories related to your partying, we’re assuming you sit in a corner sipping chamomile tea and knitting. It’s time to take a drastic step, Lindsay, regain your fading celebrity. So much can happen in thirty short days to knock you down to the forgotten celeb level of Jonathan Taylor Thomas or Tina Yothers. Anna Nicole died! And what did you do? Stopped drinking. Big deal. You’re going to have to be a little creative to win back our minute-by-minute attention and adoration now. We think the first step has to be tattooing “I’m sober” on your forehead.
Lindsay was released from Wonderland on Friday, which means that she can now go shopping, go to work, and hang out at clubs whenever she wants. Which she did while she was “in rehab.” So basically everything’s the same. According to Imdb:
Lindsay Lohan wasted no time getting back to her hard-partying lifestyle after a stint in rehab – she was spotted out in Los Angeles the night before her treatment ended. The actress officially checked out of the Wonderland Center in the Hollywood Hills after completing a 30 day stay on Friday. The night before being released from the facility, Lohan was spotted partying at Hollywood nightclub Teddy’s. The star’s publicist, Leslie Sloane-zelnick, confirms Lohan finished her treatment telling entertainment news show Access Hollywood, “She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She’s in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected.” The 20-year-old, who is not legally allowed to drink in the US, was photographed late Friday night at Los Angeles club Les Deux. The Mean Girls star was seen chatting with Justin Timberlake in the parking lot just as he was leaving the club. Lohan checked herself into rehab in early January after reports surfaced she had passed out at a post-Golden Globes party.
We have total faith in Lindsay and believe that she will never touch a drop of alcohol again in her life. And, sure she sleeps on a huge pile of cocaine every night, but have you ever felt the stuff? It’s really fluffy and comfortable. It’s way better for Lindz’s back than those shit ass pillowtops at the Chateau Marmont.
Find more pics of Lindsay heading to her wild night of drinking water and discussing Nietzsche at Drunken Stepfather.
And as always Lindsay is looking fine at MrSkin.com.
