Lindsay Lohan has officially been released from rehab. And the folks at Cirque Lodge were so fond of the drug ditcher that they sent her home with a parting gift: Sonny Bono's son. On the Lindsay-being-cured front, IMDB reports:
Actress Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab in Utah after two months of treatment. The Mean Girls star checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in early August to seek counseling following two drink-driving charges earlier this year. Lohan's third stint in rehab, following previous visits to Los Angeles clinics Wonderland and Promises, came to an end on Friday. Lohan's mother tells website People.com, "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal."
And as for LiLo's most recent commingling of genitals with the nearly famous, The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Lindsay Lohan has fallen for late hippie icon Sonny Bono's son Chesare, according to reports.After reportedly helping to break up rocker Tony Allen's marriage to British heiress Stephanie Allen, the star has now found love again in rehab.
And this time, the object of her affection is Bono's teen son.
Chesare, 19, checked into the same Utah rehab facility as Lohan to battle a painkiller addiction this summer and friends claim the two have become an item.
A source tells the Globe, "Chez is telling pals that he and Lindsay have fallen for each other big time.
"They plan on moving in with one another just as soon as they get out of rehab. He is telling people they spend every moment they can together and lean on each other for comfort."
But the source suggests the romance might not be great news for Chesare's mother, Republican congresswoman Mary Bono.
The insider tells the publication, "I would think she would be troubled by Chez getting seriously involved with Lindsay right now."
We're in an optimistic mood this morning, so we're hoping that Lindsay's release means that Cirque has replaced Lindsay's appetites for coke and Hyde with healthier appetites for oatmeal cookies and family game night. Also, we hope that Chesthair is a very nice and sensible young fellow and that he and Lindsay will be very happy together. God, look at what concern for Lindsay's well being has done to us. We've gone soft. We're a fucking pussy. We should be punched in the testicles. We'll go take care of that now.
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