Last week Lindsay Lohan got a little boo-boo on a fancy ass car she was driving. We didn’t think much about it at the time, because we were busy designing a manly line of hats to pitch to Sam Ronson, but today the whole story got a bit more interesting. Seems that’s not Lindsay’s car. It belongs to a dong peddler. A muff fluffer. A porn pagan. Says TMZ:
If you ever thought, “How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?” — here’s your answer … she didn’t.
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama is Dennis DeSantis — a porn king who’s produced such legendary classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts.”
No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car — but we’re told there’s no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay’s assistant caused to the whip, we’re told Double D isn’t even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it’s been repaired — an estimated $10,000 job.
That sure is an expensive “job”, even for Lindsay Blohan.
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Wait wait wait… pron king lends car to LiLo and no quid pro quo? Even AFTER the accident? Why do I have a hard time believing that? I have to call BS on that on!
I'm sure he's just laying the groundwork for when Lohan hits rock bottom. Trainwreck of a life and no-one to turn to except her old buddy Dennis.
What's an "ass car"?