Diamounds Are a Girl’s Breast Friend: Naked Lohan Does Monroe

Lindsay_Lohan_nude_1.jpgThis morning, naked pictures of your mom Lindsay Lohan hit the interlink via NY Magazine. It is supposed to be Lindsay recreating Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Last Sitting” photo shoot. However, one look at the flowers over the boobs and we’re instantly reminded of another infamous spread: Portrait of a Young Girl on the Brink of a Meltdown. Or, as it’s more popularly know, The Eve of the Weave. After the cut, see if Lindsay does Marilyn justice . . . with her breasts!

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Jumpin’ Jehosephat and all other slightly biblical oaths one might utter.  All in all, a decent tribute from Lohan. Except for the fact that Marilyn most likely didn’t have a tattoo on her ass. Or freckles. Good job, Lindz.

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LOHAAANNNNNNBOOBS February 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

SHE IS PERFECT

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Chris February 18, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Is that really Lohan, looks like a body double (the pics of her breasts, that is).

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John Cocker February 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Can I sign up to suck on those tits please?

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James February 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Lindsay looks beautiful. I'm glad she has finally decided to show her breasts.

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nabakov February 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Except that it's apparent someone doused the crotch fire. A real tragedy. Ain't nothing that compares with the rare rch. Double for the rch/freckles combo.

This qualifies as a good day.

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Comic Book Guy February 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm

BEST pictures EVER!

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Wanderer February 18, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Finally! By all the gods yes! Now if she'd just grow back that red-headed pussy and show it off… I wanna see that burning bush! I wanna see her full nude! Playboy, Lindsay damnit, Playboy!

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Jessica February 19, 2008 at 12:31 am

Holy shit my masturbation fantasy has finally come true

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Patrick December 17, 2011 at 5:37 pm

What???? It might have been worth it when she was 19-ish and had just finish Mean Girls….now, she’s a mere shadow of her former self…

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Who Else? February 19, 2008 at 1:15 pm

I would love to see Scarlett Johannson pay tribute to Ms Monroe!

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ubuntu February 21, 2008 at 10:06 am

Wooohooo baby! Now that's what I'm talking about. Nice boobs Lindsay. Hell, forget about tributes, go straight for porn! You'd make a fortune!

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dumberer March 27, 2008 at 10:27 am

fuckable tits

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Aaron April 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm

This is Lindsay's trashy excuse to pose nude. She looks nothing like marilyn monroe, and is covered in disgusting freckles that marilyn never had. I would much rather see scarlett Johansson (who actually looks like her). Someone who doesn't look like an old man.

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