Hot dog! One of Lindsay Lohan's Italian inamoratas of yore has stepped forward to wax poetic about his arduous journey deep inside her ham tunnel. Alessandro diNunzio, drummer of some band, told News of the World:
"She pressed me up close and asked if she could kiss me. She didn't care who was watching. Then we went back to her hotel. She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all. She was wearing mismatched underwear – black bra and green French knickers. She took my breath away. Her body is perfect, flawless.
"Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.
"It was very passionate and intense and lasted for one-and-a-half-hours, maybe more. It was a good sex match. She adored kissing. Afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.
Someone call Jayne Ann Krentz because this is good stuff. Way better than "throbbing staff" and "the yearning, musky center of womanhood."
Unfortunately, Alessandro was in for a rude awakening the next morning, when he realized that he was only one in a parade of swarthy Sicilians taking a lubey ride on the Lohan wet banana, and he said:
"I don't think I will see her again now that I have learned she was seeing other guys at the same time as me. I was hurt when I found out."
Waaaahhh! The famous American nymphomaniacal actress had no-strings-attached hot and filthy porn sex with me and it hurt me in my soul!
See what Alessandro saw. Lilo is at MrSkin.com.
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