Lohan has been in rehab for nigh on two weeks now, and although her blood may very well be on its way back to normal after its recent toxic slurry, she's definitely not creating the long-lasting bonds of friendship with her fellow substance abusers. Her frequent day trips away from the facility–dropping a few thou at Dior, lunching with her old clubbing buddies, etc.–have rankled the rest of the Wonderlanders, many of whom are taking off before completing their treatment. One former resident told TMZ.com:
"I left early because of Lindsay Lohan. Since she started getting special treatment, so has everybody else. Wonderland has become a joke. While I'm trying to save my life, she's trying to save her face."
In two weeks, this woman will be found stiff and blue and covered in her own stool in a shed behind Andy Dick's house. And who or what will be to blame? Not a weak will, nor poor upbringing, nor family history of addiction. Only the daytime wanderlust of the large-breasted star of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Hope you can sleep at night, Lohan. Really. Excellent job, there, pally.
Find Lindsay in healthier, breastier days at MrSkin.com.
