As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is a sober non-lesbian. The kind of sober non-lesbian who chugs vodka and frenches her girlfriend on video. She’s so delightfully complex! We’re in vacation mode with visions of brined bird on the brain, so we’ll let Inside Edition take over and tell the tale.
OK, so technically YES, the girl with the substance abuse problem is falling off the wagon here, but let’s focus on more important things. Like the fact that she’s also kissing a lady, and her breasts look exquisite. We’re pretty sure Lindsay could burn down an orphanage and the judge would be like, “Ms. Lohan, you did send 300 innocent children to an unspeakably painful death, but by God, your rack is sublime. I’ll let you off with a warning. Just don’t do it again, young lady. Unless you do it in a wet T-shirt.”
See sexy pics of Lindsay Lohan at MrSkin.com.
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