Dina Lohan is finally realizing her destiny of becoming the white Oprah. Except her only topical guest is her daughter, whom she'll talk to over and over and over until Lindsay gets mad and yells in Dina's camera, "God, Mom, why don't you get your own life. Don't you have friends who are old like you that you could hang out with? You could go shopping for pantsuits and have some early bird specials or clean your dentures together or whatever old ladies do."
Entertainment Tonight is the most informative, hardest hitting source to discover where Carmen Electra bought her backyard tiki lamps and just how much Ben Affleck really, really loves being a daddy. Now with Jessica Simpson's ex-husband's girlfriend AND Lindsay Lohan's mom! Page Six reports:
DINA Lohan, a former Radio City Rockette, is riding the coattails of daughter Lindsay Lohan to launch a TV career.The leggy 44-year-old mother of three was hired by "Entertainment Tonight" to interview celebrities on the red carpet as they arrived at last night's New York premiere of "Georgia Rule," which stars her hard-partying daughter, as well as Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman.
"Dina wants to be a TV star," said one snitch. "But 'ET' may just be hiring her so they can get the Lindsay exclusive."
As much as Lindsay loves the limelight, she may be wary of granting interviews since London's News of the World newspaper published photos Sunday allegedly showing the 20-year-old starlet doing drugs.
A spokeswoman for the show told Page Six: "Dina Lohan will be a special correspondent for the 'Georgia Rule' premiere. We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can."
We're sure those questions only a mother can ask include: "Honey, why aren't you wearing a sweater? There's a chill in the air," and "Did you take your multi-vitamin today? You know you need your iron, and you never eat spinach when I make it for dinner," and, of course, every mother's most intimate and burning question to her daughter, "Can you give me your dealer's number? Mine's on vacation this week."
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