Lindsay Ain't a Scene, She's a Goddamn Man Trap

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Did we call it yesterday or what? From The New York Daily News:

Hot on the heels of Ashlee Simpson and actress Michelle Trachtenberg, we hear Lindsay Lohan has become the latest starlet to hook up with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. No word yet as to whether she was turned on by Wentz's punching fit during the brawl at his Albuquerque concert Sunday.

Does our accuracy and supreme gossip know-it-allness now grant us the right to make up a totally false story about Paris Hilton infecting her monkey with herpes?


Pretend you're Lindsay's boyfriend at MrSkin.com.

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