Have you wondered how Lindsay Lohan has maintained her lavish lifestyle despite the fact that she hasn't worked since the Eisenhower administration? Easy: She's just spending her girlfriend's cash. Says the New York Daily News:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are like any other couple: Their domestic squabbles are mainly over money.According to friends of the two, Lindsayís overspending is out of control, and itís putting additional strain on the ladiesí already volatile relationship.
ìLindsay is spending like crazy!î a friend of the actress tells us. ìSheís living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Samís because Lindsay doesnít really have any of her own at the moment; sheís really taken on the ëmaní role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.î
A second pal agrees. ìLindsayís money situation has never been great, but itís only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But hereís the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, sheís unable to get the type of cash sheís used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.î
Recent extravagant purchases the starlet has made include a $30K Rolex watch and a new Maserati, a glam ride which usually costs upward of $100K.
There's some complicated shit going on here. Sam is only raking in the cash because club promoters know she'll bring Lindsay along. But if Lindsay doesn't work and lives off of Sam's money, that cash will diminish as Lindsay's fame diminishes, which will happen the longer she stays off the screen. Got that? With this cycle, before long Sam will be spinning for a handful of beer tickets at your local Coyote Ugly, then Lindsay will trade the drink tickets for a gift card to Walmart.
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So maybe she should start charging for her "services"?
She is a loser. Next story.