Lately we've been very excited about Lindsay Lohan's re-expanding bust. Today, she has even more bust to be jazzed over. And that's another DUI and cocaine possession bust. And as it turns out–and we know, this is weird–that alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet she's been voluntarily wearing? It didn't really monitor anything. It was actually probably an ankle flask, with its reserves filled with refreshing, icy mudslides.
Lohan's new movie, I Know Who Killed Me, comes out on Friday. Perhaps she is doing some creative publicity by almost killing herself or others. She got picked up by the fuzz at around 2:15 this morning. According to TMZ:
Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.
Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.
She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.
At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.
A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13.
She was released on $25,000 bail. During her arrest, she refused to take a breathalyser but agreed to a field sobriety test, which she failed. A source connected to the Lohan bust told TMZ that she was "a real bitch in the field" and was "uncooperative and showed obvious signs of intoxication."
The only thing left in our "Lindsay Lohan does drugs" joke bag is a straw wrapper, a Walgreen's receipt, and a dead moth. You know it's bad when we have to put her mugshot behind the cut because putting it on the front page is too much of a hollow-shelled bum-out.
LiLo's at her busty best at MrSkin.com.
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