Lindsay Lohan has a daddy complex. We understand this–growing up with a father like Michael Lohan (a drug-addicted, drunk-driving, loose-cannon freakazoid) would give any girl issues. We thought her Bruce Willis liaison may have been a fluke, but now she's accepting the attentions of papa-of-two Christian Slater. So hang on to your weiners, DILFs of Tinseltown–we suspect she's luring these older dads by disguising her movie-set trailer as an L.L. Bean. Free bj with your next Dockers purchase!
The New York Daily News is reporting that Slater, 35, has been spending plenty of "quality time" on the set of barely legal Lindsay's movie and has been spotted disappearing into the sexy Bermuda triangle known as her private trailer. That means he's most likely disappearing into the sexy Bermuda triangle tangle known as her privates, too. An observer on the set told the paper, "They're definitely hooking up." Lohan's rep, however, said "As far as I know, he did not visit her in the trailer. He said hello to her, but I was told he was visiting the head of photography." Hm, we don't really hear much of a denial there. Slater is in the process of getting divorced from his wife of five years, Ryan Haddon, but seriously, Lindsay, we gotta advise you against this one. Christian Slater is not the kind of guy you want to spark up any sort of relationship with. He'll either just get you involved in his dangerous pirate radio hobby or get you to kill Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore and make it look like they committed suicide.
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