Lindsay Lohan may be smarter than we give her credit for. She at least knows that it's safer to take her intoxicants in powder form in the bathroom rather than accept free drinks in a restaurant where the paparazzi can catch you.
Don't try to pull one over on Lindz, paps. She knows your strategy, and you'll never entrap her into doing shots in front of your cameras. But if you start sending chocolate cupcakes with glistening cocaine centers, that's a horse of a different color. The New York Daily News reports:
Lindsay Lohan, dining at Da Silvano Tuesday, turned down a round of shots sent over by fans. "Don't they know I'm underage?" said the "Prairie Home Companion" actress. Being 19 didn't stop her from clubbing until 7 a.m. Our source says she steered clear of nemesis Paris Hilton at Stereo – "They each danced on their own tables."
We're really impressed, Lindsay. In a day and age when many young stars succumb to the evils of the vile libation and commit such sins as displaying their ankles and taking the Lord's name in vain, it's nice to see a good, moral young lady who stands by her convictions, her peers be damned. We're also impressed that you have the stamina to dance on tables until 7 a.m. How ever do you do it?
Lindsay is morally upright at MrSkin.com.
