Lindy Loho Was Loco on Coco!

Remember right before Lindsay Lohan went to rehab? And she crashed her car into a tree? And she was all passed out? OK, so this is kind of weird, some might even call it "crazy" or something, but–get this–as it turns out, she was drunk and high on blow at the time! We know! It's so weird! We were like, "wait, whaaaaa? Back da funk UP, yo," when we heard but w/e, dudes. TMZ scoops it:

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

We're told that the Beverly Hills Police Dept. could present the case to the Los Angeles D.A. in the next few days.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, told TMZ, "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case." Berk added, "It is extremely unprofessional for law enforcement to do it."

Well, we suppose it's a good thing that she's in rehab after all, then. Because this whole time we've been like, "God, that poor thing. Falsely accused! Being forced to weave lanyards and play trust-building exercises with tweakers when she's simply an innocent, at the wrong place at the wrong time!" Like O.J.

Lindsay gets lusty at MrSkin.com.

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