Is Lindsay Lohan simply over-the-moon at not having one vodka-and-red-bull or dipping into her emergency vial in a whopping ninety days, or is she just fucking with us? We may never know, unless she starts sporting a second chip that proclaims "Ninety Days Celibate." Then we'll definitely know she's fucking with us.
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