In the same Tweet in which she claimed she was raised up good, Lindsay Lohan also said: “what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd.” She’s right. It shouldn’t. Because historically, people wear lumpy old suits to court, not the same dress Sharon Stone wore for the beaver scene in Basic Instinct. Would you also like to wear a dress that looks like it was crafted from quilted Northern bath tissue? You’re S.O.L., champ, it’s sold out. Via ABC News:
The dress is from designer Kimberly Ovitz’s pre-fall collection and retails for $575… shoppers seem to be eating the dress up. The “Glavis” design from Ovitz’ pre-Fall collection is sold out at every online boutique that carries Ovitz’s designs.
It’s unclear who’s buying all these dresses: people who want to look as sensuous as Lindsay, or people who want to magically skirt (ha) jail time using its boob-hugging powers. Yes, there can be video of you committing a crime, and you can get off with a stern warning just by donning this white schmatte of innocence. O.J. himself couldn’t have done any better. If the dress fits your tits, you must acquit.
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she thought the courthouse was some “hidden” brothel?
typical of this spoiled little cunt. “even though youve got photographic proof of me committing a felony, how dare you talk about it. and even though i love all the attention and getting away with shit the rest of you peons wouldnt,how dare you make and issue out of me dressing to show off my body like a common trollop so i dont have to be held accountable for my actions!”
yes i know that was rather stupid but im tired of this stupid spoiled twat. the only time we should be hearing about her is when she either starts the looming porn career or goes to prison for being a stupid twat or both. i would watch the porn unless she started tweeking again. she looks great at this weight but she needs to lose the collagen and that nasty ass bleach job. rather her hair be black again than that shit.
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