If we told you that Lindsay Lohan was a hoarder, what would you imagine being piled in her bedroom? Cat carcasses a la Edie and Edie? Decades-old New York Times a la the Collyer brothers? Or something a bit more unique, more Lindsay, like empty cocaine baggies, torn up leggings, and a few tired, neglected peens she had used up and forgotten about? Truth is, it’s just shoes. Kind of a let down, actually. But hey, at least now we know why she never wears pants; girl just can’t find any in that big ol’ shit pile she calls home. We can’t wait till Niecy Nash brings the Clean House crew over and forces Lindsay to sort all that crap into big plastic bins clearly marked “Keep”, “Toss”, and “Sell for Drug Money”.
UPDATE: Here’s part one of The Insider’s look into Lindsay’s home. If you ask us, all she needs is a “Bless This Mess” needlepoint and everything would be fine.
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