If you’re a recovering addict, what are some good ways to stay sober? I’d think cutting off your old user friends, staying out of bars and old haunts, and taking up a new hobby would all be helpful. Or you could have some random guy ejaculate into your peebug, spend 9 months growing a human inside your body, have it rip its way out, then spend the next 18 to 20 years taking care of its every whim. That’s the Lindsay Lohan way. This story’s from In Touch, so take it with a few dozen oceans’ worth of salt.
The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”
Well, people have had babies for worse reasons, I suppose. Like to save a failing marriage, or so you can board airplanes early, or because you need someone to blame that smell on.
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she is as weak as cigarette-paper.
Well, the questionable judgment continues.
she should get together with britney and write a child rearing book. dina could do the forward and edit it for them.
“How to raise a train wreck, for dummies,by dummies.”
The only way this could be better is if she wanted to clone herself and bake that bun in her own oven!!!!
Hmmmm… maybe she should clone herself and raise herself and then she could SEE what a hapless looser and dissapointment sheis to the resst of the world!!!
CLONE FIRECROTCH CLONE!!!!
She and Britney could arrange play-dates for their FAS kids.
Just when I thought the gene pool could get no shallower …