I’ve been entertaining the idea that Lindsay Lohan slipped the cocaine into Paris Hilton‘s purse. Think about it. She just got out of jail and is dying to get the heat off her. Who better than Paris to take a fall and take over the negative headlines? No one would miss her, and besides, she’s already been to jail. She’ll be welcomed back with open shivs and toilet beer! Lindsay, on the other hand, is trying to stir up some good press in the new issue of Vanity Fair. The interview was conducted before she went to the hoosegow, and hoo boy, is it ever funny. Here are a few snippets:
“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking – so that says something, because I was fine.”
“I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have – never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done – to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, okay, ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”
“I want my career back. I know that I’m a damn good actress, and it’s been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it. … I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies.
Lindsay Lohan is a damn good actress who has done great movies and never used drugs? Is this Vanity Fair or MAD magazine? Hm. There is a freckled redhead on the cover. God, now I’m completely confused.
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she lives in a total fucking dream world but i still gotta admit that she has a great body when she’s eating.hence id do her at least once. with a rubber.
She wants “respect”?
Here’s how, LiLo… pay close attention:
1. STFU! Stop TALKING about how “clean” you really were all this time. You’re an ACTRESS. You’re used to PRETENDING. Stop TALKING and start DOING.
2. Start WORKING! If you’re so great, you shouldn’t have a problem finding new roles to play. Enough with the parties and the nightclubs.
3. PICK A HAIR COLOR AND STAY WITH IT! Those things on your head are called hair follicles. They are not strands of mood stones.
4. ENOUGH WITH THE SPRAY-TAN! You’re an ACTRESS, not an Oompa-Loompa with boobs! You’re ginger and there aren’t that many gingers in Hollywood, which makes you special!
Finally…
5. STOP TEASING. Go ahead and appear in Playboy. Get it out of your system.
You don’t have to do those in sequence, LiLo, but at least DO them. THEN you’ll have all of the respect you want.
Wow, that’s actually some pretty advice, Meh. Ever thought about life-coaching?
I support everything except the last suggestion. After seeing Tara Reid’s pictorial, I think Ms. Lohan should keep her clothes on and stop teasing us in general.
I would suggest she remove her mother from her life and put her little sister into foster care. That family is pure poison and makes the Borgias looks like the Bradys. If I was a part of that kin, I’d run from them like the plague.
I’m glad it never was & never ever will be…………..
When EXACTLY was she doing “great movies”???? The one where she cut off her leg? The crappy Disney remake? Mean sluts?